TOP 10 REASONS NOT TO
SPILL YOUR MARGARITA!

10.  You're Going to get rid of it anyway.

9.  Real Texan's don't waste Margaritas.

8.  We'll have to buy more tequila.

7.  You'll have to wait in line again.

6.  Makes the ants drunk.

5.  Makes the grass grow limp.

4.  It contains the 5 food groups.

3.  It's hard to lick off the dirt.

2.  You'll need it to wash down the aspirin.

1.  IT'S ALCOHOL ABUSE!